President Harris’s Brilliant Plan: Solve Homelessness with Pizza Boxes While Migrants Get the Four Seasons

Nov.29th 2028 Kamala stands with extra cheese with yeast loaf crust to deliver her Pizza box hut house address

New York City, NY— November 29th 2028

In a bold new initiative to solve the homeless crisis for America’s rapidly disappearing middle class and veterans, New York City officials, led by the ever-compassionate President Kamala Harris, have begun collecting old pizza boxes to use as construction material for the latest government-sponsored housing project: "Pizza box Homes"!

Yes, you heard that right. While illegal migrants are whisked away to luxurious hotels complete with room service and mints on their pillows, American citizens are being gifted the latest in eco-friendly, sustainable living—pizza box homes. Forget the American dream of a white picket fence; the future is corrugated, greasy, and comes with a side of marinara.

Newly implemented building material recycle recovery units placed city wide.

Kamala Harris, fresh off her victory lap as the savior of migrants everywhere, couldn’t be more thrilled. “This is what compassion looks like,” she beamed in her latest press conference, standing in front of a towering stack of discarded pizza boxes. “We’re reducing waste, housing our citizens, and keeping Domino’s in business. It’s a win-win-win!”

As New Yorkers stumble over their broken dreams and into their new cardboard condos, they can rest easy knowing that their sacrifice is not in vain. The city has assured everyone that these pizza box homes are temporary, just until the last slice of dignity is gone, and then they’ll upgrade to something more permanent—like moving them to a landfill in New Jersey.

Because I'm only a torso my new Harris home only needed 6 old pizza boxes.

Meanwhile, across town, illegal migrants are receiving golden tickets—housing vouchers that open the doors to the city’s finest accommodations. These lucky individuals, who bravely crossed the border and survived harrowing weeks without a single Instagram post, are finally getting the reward they deserve. Harris, ever the humanitarian, has ensured they also receive free healthcare, legal assistance, and English lessons with an emphasis on how to say “thank you” and “where’s my check?”

Local veterans and middle-class families, once the backbone of America, now line up outside pizza parlors, waiting for the next big delivery. Every box is a potential wall, every crust the foundation of a new beginning. “It’s amazing what you can build with enough pepperoni boxes,” said one optimistic former teacher-turned-construction worker. “I’m just hoping for a deep-dish shipment next week; we could really use the extra support.”

While generally safe, these pizza box slums do have plenty of angry old guys...Can you blame them? They aren't drug addicts or anything but under President Harris most of there check goes back into the opportunity economy

Delivering her best “I’m just here to help” grin while standing on a stage made entirely of stacked pizza boxes. In her hand, she holds a key—symbolic, of course, since there’s no need for locks when you live in a tent city. The crowd cheers, waving their government-issued plastic forks in the air.

As the tents go up and the pizza boxes pile higher, New Yorkers are left to wonder: Is this really the America they imagined? One thing’s for sure: when the final slice is gone, and the last box is used, we’ll all be asking, “Hey, does anyone have any extra sauce?”

Until then, let’s all raise a slice to Kamala Harris, the patron saint of pizza box housing. She may not be able to fix the economy or secure the border, but she sure knows how to recycle.

And in this new, progressive America, isn’t that what really matters?

President Kamala Harris's Prescription Cap Causes National Medication Shortages: A Free-for-All Frenzy in the Healthcare Industry

Kamala joyous outside a CVS

October 15, 2027 - In a dramatic turn of events that could have been ripped straight from a dystopian novel, President Kamala Harris’s landmark legislation to cap the cost of prescription medications has led to unforeseen consequences that are sending shockwaves through the healthcare industry and households across the nation. What began as a promise to make life-saving drugs affordable for all has spiraled into a full-blown crisis as Americans grapple with severe medication shortages and an overwhelmed healthcare system.

Back in 2025, President Harris’s administration celebrated what was heralded as a victory for the common people—the Prescription Pricing and Protection Act (PPPA). The law was designed to cap the cost of essential medications, effectively putting an end to what Harris described as “corporate greed” in the pharmaceutical industry. The caps were intended to ensure that no American would have to choose between paying rent and buying their medications.

However, as we step into the fall of 2027, the reality of the situation is anything but victorious. The industry, once a beacon of American innovation and excellence, is now struggling to keep up with demand. Quality has plummeted as companies race to produce drugs at a fraction of the previous cost, and shelves that were once filled with life-saving medications now sit eerily empty in pharmacies across the country.

“I used to be able to get my insulin without a second thought,” says Martha Jenkins, a Pottstown resident. “Now, I have to check three different pharmacies and hope that someone, somewhere, has what I need. It’s terrifying.”

The shortages have become so severe that black markets for prescription drugs have emerged, with some people resorting to dangerous alternatives as they find themselves unable to access their prescribed medications. What was once a concern about affordability has transformed into a fight for survival, with Americans left to wonder where it all went wrong.

Pharmaceutical companies, now struggling to remain solvent under the strict pricing regulations, have significantly cut back on research and development. This has led to a slowdown in the production of new drugs and a decline in the quality of existing medications. Critics of the Harris administration are quick to point out that these issues were foreseeable, arguing that the legislation was rushed and lacked the necessary foresight to prevent such a catastrophe.

“It’s like the government forgot how supply and demand works,” says Dr. Alan Richards, a healthcare economist. “You can’t just slash prices without considering the impact on production. We’re now seeing the fallout of that shortsightedness.”

President Harris, in a recent press conference, acknowledged the challenges but remained steadfast in her belief that the PPPA was the right move. “We are working diligently to address the shortages and ensure that all Americans have access to the medications they need,” she stated. “This is a complex issue, but our commitment to making healthcare affordable for all will not waver.”

Despite these assurances, frustration and fear continue to mount as Americans are left navigating the fallout of what was supposed to be a landmark achievement. The question on everyone’s mind: Can the healthcare system recover, or will the medication shortages become the new normal?

As the country braces for what could be a long and difficult winter, many are left hoping that a solution will emerge—before it’s too late.

Hypocrisy and Bullying: John Waldenberger’s Far-Left Extremism free to spread in Southeast Pennsylvania

Berks Diamond, PA Southeast Pennsylvania’s political landscape is a confusing place, especially online. There is an online outrage community that doesn't align with real-life working men or women. These sad, fat crybabies are a demented pandemonium of parrots that all live inside an online echo chamber. These people are motivated entirely by progressive left-wing ideology, and they have the local news media backing them up!

I present to you one of Southeast PA's finest rising political stars, John Waldenberger, known for his far-left stances. Waldenberger faces backlash for his aggressive rhetoric and questionable behavior online. A self-proclaimed progressive champion, Waldenberger has stirred controversy in recent months with his extreme views and incendiary comments. His actions, particularly on social media, have left many in the community concerned about the divisive nature of his politics. Waldenberger targets his political opposition and uses local news media to crucify them.

John Waldenberger recently helped lead a heroic media campaign to destroy the "evil and unholy" Bill Formica for some comments he made. John, along with the rest of the Jizzmop media in Southeast PA, did their best to destroy and build a straw man out of Bill Formica.

A Group of parrots is called a "Pandemonium" The News Media in South East PA is a Pandemonium! Mocking Bird Media!

Local School Board Member Apparently Not a Huge Kamala Harris Fan

https://www.phillymag.com/news/2024/08/15/kamala-harris-william-formica-souderton/

Souderton parents demand resignation of school board member after lewd comment about Kamala Harris

https://6abc.com/post/souderton-parents-demand-resignation-board-member-made-lewd-comment-vp-harris/15187677/

Souderton Community Members Demand Swift Action Following District’s Weak Response to Board Director’s Sexist, Vulgar Social Media Attack Against Vice President Harris

https://buckscountybeacon.com/2024/08/souderton-community-members-demand-swift-action-following-districts-weak-response-to-board-directors-sexist-vulgar-social-media-attack-against-vice-president-harris/

Souderton Area School District residents demand board member’s resignation over social media posts

https://northpennnow.com/news/2024/aug/06/souderton-area-school-district-residents-demand-board-members-resignation-over-social-media-posts/

John WaldenBerger "How many knobs have you slobbered on to get your career"

Hypocrisy from John WaldenBerger

Disgusting and vile language used by Waldenberger degenerate

Waldenberger has not gained notoriety for his online behavior, where he frequently engages in what is actually bullying tactics. He has been accused of targeting individuals who disagree with his radical views, often resorting to name-calling and harassment. In one of his recent tirades, Waldenberger labeled those who oppose his policies as “right-wing extremists,”

https://buckscountybeacon.com/2023/08/john-waldenberger-to-face-off-against-right-wing-extremist-robert-jacobus-for-telford-council-seat/ a term he uses liberally to describe anyone with differing opinions.

One local resident, who wished to remain anonymous, shared their experience of being harassed by Waldenberger online. “He called me a fascist just because I voiced concern about some of his proposals,” the resident said. “It’s unsettling to see a politician behave this way, especially someone who is supposed to represent all of us.”

Advocacy for Controversial Content in Schools

Adding fuel to the fire, Waldenberger has been at the center of a heated debate over educational content in local schools. The politician has been an outspoken advocate for keeping certain explicit materials in school libraries, arguing that they are essential for a comprehensive education. However, many parents and community members disagree, labeling the content as inappropriate and pornographic.

The Loving and accepting nature of John Waldenberger

“He wants to expose our kids to things that have no place in a school setting,” said a concerned parent at a recent school board meeting. “This is beyond a difference in opinion; it’s about protecting our children.”

Anti-Christian Rhetoric

Waldenberger’s animosity towards Christian groups has also drawn widespread criticism. In various public statements and social media posts, he has expressed disdain for Christian values, describing them as outdated and oppressive. His rhetoric has alienated a significant portion of the community, who feel targeted by his inflammatory language.

“I’ve never seen a politician so openly hostile towards people of faith,” said local pastor Joshua Moses. “It’s disheartening, especially in a community where many of us hold our religious beliefs dear.”

Calls for Accountability

As the controversies surrounding Waldenberger continue to grow, many are calling for greater accountability. Community leaders and concerned citizens are urging local media and government officials to take a closer look at Waldenberger’s conduct, both online and in public office.

“It’s time we hold our politicians to a higher standard,” said resident

. “Bullying, promoting violence, and advocating for inappropriate materials in schools are not the values we want in our representatives.”

This is an intro article into this problem. More coming soon! Fuck Yall I'm gonna stick up for Bill Formica!