Kamala Harris Unveils a 'Brand New' Idea—Totally Not a Copycat Move

We've been patiently waiting for some policy to emerge from the Harris campaign, and without a doubt, it was worth the wait! This groundbreaking idea could only have been conceived in the mind and heart of Kamala Harris. It is a shining example of her profound thoughtfulness and her ability to transcend borders with virtues of love and peace that unite us all in harmony.

This policy proposal is so far beyond the realm of common thinking that it has led some of the world’s most renowned scientists to wonder if there might be a higher power guiding VP Kamala Harris—a savior of the people who could be our only hope.

Her brand-new idea is undeniably built on pure genius. It is unfathomable that someone as evil and heartless as... dare we say the name, 'Donald Trump,' could ever have such compassionate thoughts!