Mostly Peaceful Couple Unleashes Liberal Meltdown Outside of Dollar General in Reading, PA (Satire)

Reading, PA – A quiet afternoon in Reading was disrupted when a They/Them individual, recovering from a botched gender reassignment surgery, staged a dramatic meltdown outside a Trump-themed bus parked at a local Dollar General. The individual loudly blamed former President Donald Trump for their surgery’s failure, as well as the store’s lack of vegan products and gender-neutral bathrooms.

The bus driver, who had stopped for a quick break, found himself the target of the They/Them’s outrage. Despite his efforts to calm the situation, offering apologies and even a Trump bumper sticker, the They/Them continued their impassioned rant. “Trump ruined my surgery, my life, and now I can’t even find decent organic hand sanitizer!” they shouted, accusing the bus of symbolizing “everything wrong with America.”

A small crowd gathered, watching as the They/Them vowed to boycott Dollar General and any business that allowed Trump buses to park on their property. After nearly half an hour, the individual stormed off, leaving the bus driver and onlookers bewildered by the unexpected outburst.